"All my life I thought I was blind. I was just waiting for something worth looking at."- Stevie Wonder in an interview about ilovenewa.com


  He has risen, and he is delicious!!

He has risen, and he is delicious!!


Welcome to ILoveNewa, the only online source for Gluten Free Soy based vandalism. If you are visiting here for the first time please enjoy all there is to offer while the site continues to be updated. THERE WILL SOON BE stuff for sale in the store with more items being added as they are created IN OUR SEARCH TO FIND NEWA. Enjoy the pics, buy some stuff, tell your friends. The good lord will reward you.



UNDER NEWA MANAGEMENT

#WhereisNewa ?

#WHERESNEWA ?

IT HAS BEEN OVER 4 YEARS SINCE NEWA HAS GONE MISSING. US AT NEWA INDUSTRIES ARE DOING EVERYTHING TO BRING MISTER NEWA BACK INTO OUR WORLD.

You can use the contact page to make requests on special items OR THE LATEST INFO ON THE CURRENT STATUS.

DONATIONS ARE ACCEPTABLE AND ALL WILL NE REWARDED WITH A SENSE OF DIGNITY AND PRIDE.

Stranger things have happened. Like one time I took acid and watched a Rosanne marathon for 12 hours. That was weird. Lanford sucks.

But IT IS RUMOURED hands are busy today making what you can possibly have tomorrow.

Please come back, and please say no to drugs. 

Please always check the Home page, that's this one Steve Jobs, and the Blog to see whats New, Newa, and Newest. Actually the blog is mostly rambling complaints about life after drinking to much Monster Energy drinks, which are delicious.

Stay connected to Instagraff on Instagram @ilovenewa for all recent news, items, and "events" almost as soon as they happen in real life, plus hundreds of different archived pictures to just tickle any playa pink.

Please tell your friends and family to follow "ilovenewa" on Tumblr.

And look out for "Mister Newa" on Flickr.

Still getting all the social media outlets organized, but like the 5 Family's in the Godfather, eventually it will happen and the world will never be the same, until Part 3 comes out and ruins the entire series. Thank God for Goodfellas.


 PLEASE Use the Contact Page for information on all Items For Sale, Special Requests, All Questions, Comments and Death Threats. I still have a 1-2 year time delay with emails, but that is down from 2-4 years. So technically things are 100 percent ahead of schedule!